Sounds of the Toughest Man in the World!

As you all should know by now, in January 2000, episodes of The A Team began airing on TV Land. I made an effort to tape as many A Team reruns as possible, and with some other recordings I have of The Simpsons, Saturday Night Live, and The E True Hollywood Story, I was able to put together a collection of helluva tough sounds to you, the Mr. T craving public. None of these sounds appear on any other sites as far as I know, and if they are on other sites, it's because I was too lazy to check other Mr. T sound pages to see if they had them already. Now.. Enjoy the Sound of T.

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61 Sounds of T so far...

Mr. T Gets Tough:

"I'm a beat him, if he don't shut up!"

"If these guys wanna get rough, we can get rough."

"Nobody puts their hands on my mother and lives to tell about it!"

"Let's just say we ain't no friends of yours, sucka."

"Don't like jerks sneakin' in on my privacy. Understand?"

"Hey sucka, you better watch who you're pushin'!"

"Whatchu doin', sucka?"

"I don't care about his psyche, Hannibal. I'm a damage that sucka with this!"

"I'd like to take this dude and teach him to breathe underwater."

"Hey sucka, you gonna pay!"

"You tell me where, and I'll hit it!"

Mr. T and Airplanes:

"I ain't gettin' on no plane!"

"Hey man. I ain't gettin' on no airplane, and that's it!"

"I'm a forge new and wonderousthings upside your head, if you try to get me on an airplane."

Mr. T makes a horrific discovery.

"Well, looks like we won't be flyin'."

Murdock: "Don't! Do you wanna kill yourself?"
B.A..: "If I gotta fly, I do!!"

"No! I ain't stayin! I ain't givin' you guys a chance to drug me and throw me on a plane!"

Bizarro T Part 1: Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Bizarro T Part 2: "I wanna fly."

Mr. T Pities the Fools:

B.A. and Murdock discuss their relationship.

How do you spell fool?

"Make more sense to call you fool."

"I gotta work with this crazy fool!?"

"Hey fool, this ain't no football game!"

"Only thing you should be doin' with medicine is usin' it for your head."

"You crazy, fooh."

Mr. T as Clubber Lang:

"I reject the challenge. Because Balboa is no challenge."

"I'd be more than happy to beat up on him some more."

Clubber's prediction.

"I pity the fool."

Longer version of Mr. T's most famous line.

"I'm gonna torture him, I'm gonna crucify him real bad."

"Always said he was nothing."


Mr. T's inspirational speech, part 1.

Mr. T's inspirational speech, part 2.

"You heard the man, sucka. We're a team. We go out together."

"don't give up, man."

Silly Sounds

Mr. T makes Galvatron eat dirt. (Unused sound from Mr. T vs. Galvatron)

Mr. T's Gary Coleman impression.

"The new word for today is PAIN."

"Goodnight, boys and girls."

Mr. T in interviews:

Mr. T on his role in Freaked

Mr. T talks about the T Force comic book

Mr. T talks about growing up poor.

Mr. T rises above his humble beginnings.

Mr. T on Late Night With Conan O'Brien 7-26-00 (Streaming RealAudio) NOTE: This doesn't always work so you might have to download the non-streaming version. (a little over 8 minutes and 1 meg)

Sounds I couldn't think of a category for:

"I think I dislocated my shoulder."

"I can dig it, man."

Mr. T's TR3 Commercial

"Man, I don't know why anybody would wanna come shopping here."

"Now vibe on that, sucka!"

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery:

Homer Simpson watching some T-related comedy.

On Saturday Night Live, Tim Meadows plays a helluva tough jazz singer.

Eddie Murphy fears the wrath of T. (Streaming RealAudio) (new)

Tracy Morgan as Mr. T. from the Saturday Night Live cartoon, Mr. T Looks For Work

"Put me in the show, fooh! and don't do drugs!"

"Shut up, fooh! I need work!"

"I'll squash that bug!"

"Next time, stay in school!"

"Stop jibba-jabberin' and start actin'!"

"If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk, you can get work."