Mr. T vs. Stuff!
A clash of the two top icons of the 1980's! Details
The man from the South Side takes on the man from the Dark Side! Details
Mr. T takes on a bunch of savages, and he's not even supposed to be here today! Details
The threat is real! Helluva real! Details
(Mr. T vs. Megatron II) One shall stand. One shall get thrown helluva far... Details
"When bands start sellin' out, I make it my bidness!" Details
"I pity myself!" Details
(Mr. T vs. Megatron III) "I will crush you with my bare hands, suckah!" (Details)
"The trend ain't dead, sucka! You are!" (Details)
Info about my T pages!
MR. T vs. MEGATRON - My first T page, and one of the first things I did when I got my 11 megs from Geocities. This began as a PowerPoint presentation I made just screwing around one day. If I can find out where I put the disk with that on it, I may put it up here. As with all my other pages, this was made with Windows 95 Paint and a really cool unregistered shareware image-converting utility. A lot of people consider this to be my best one, which shows the massive amount of effort I put into all the others that followed it :) October 1999: Over a year after it was made, it's now been moved from Geocities (ugh) to Tripod (whoo!), and the images have been compressed more and the color schemes have been changed a bit. It's real cool, man.
MR. T vs. THE UNDERTAKER - It kind of shocked me that no one had made this yet. The bad thing about it was that at the time, the Undertaker was almost a good guy, and he was also partners with his evil brother (in wrestling reality: they ain't related in real life... Duh.) Kane. Then, not long after I made this, They pretty much became enemies again, and it screwed everything up. Oh well... Then, they got back together as a tag team, so it almost made sense again... BUT... Now, Kane's Mr. Good Guy, teamed with the 1-2-3 Kid, and the Undertaker WAS Mr. Evil Guy, until now, when he's gone for about 6 weeks for back and hip injuries. Another odd mistake I made: I had Kane pseaking freely, when the page was made even before he talked with the throat-vibrating thingy. Oh, well... Also moved in October 99. Just like Megatron, it's been "digitally remastered," with loading time cut by about 70%, new colors, backgrounds, and a new opening sound.
MR. T vs. CLERKS - Another one that should've been made long before I made it. The ending wwas originally different, and it wasn't as good. Well, to be honest, it hella sucked. In the present version, after Jay asks what T wants, he asks if they're selling drugs, Jay moons him, and T throws him. Instead of the mooning, it originally had this stupid line, and then went straight to the throwing:
See what I mean? I made this frame when I was suffering a severe case of writer's block, and didn't think of a decent ending until later. And I'm not even supposed to be here today... This was also moved to Tripod and retooled a bit.
MR.T vs. ANTHRAX - My first that wasn't an obvious choice for a T site. In case your wondering, Joey Belladonna is their ex-lead singer who left after some nasty contract stuff. That should clear things up a bit. This began my somewhat popular "Mr. T vs. Heavy Metal" series which was continued in Mr. T vs. Metallica, and in a few months will possibly include Pantera, Korn, and False Metal (but don't hold your breath). As of October, it's now located at Tripod, has new colors and stuff, and has a spiffy new opening sound.
Mr. T vs. Megatron II: MR. T vs. UNICRON - You know, most people really seem to like this one, and some even say it's the best I've done, but in my opinion, I really screwed the pooch on this one. It ended up being rather long and tedious, and Mr. T doesn't even get mentioned in most of it. I considered redoing it, but it's the same as it's ever been. There's actually parts still missing from the story. I planned on doing some stuff with T landing on the Junkion planet, but I couldn't find any pictures of Junkions... That's why there's the huge hole in the story... D'oh! In historic-type news, this was my last T page on the Geocities account. Also, it was the last to be moved to Tripod :)
MR. T vs. METALLICA - This may very well be my masterpiece. Even die-hard fans of the trendy, commercialized, newer Metallica albums LOVE this thing. (and in case you were wondering, the Black Album is NOT "old Metallica") It reached 300 visitors at a point when Megatron was just hitting 200, and 1000 before the others hit 400. Furthermore this is one Mr. T vs. page that needed to be made. The only other anti-Metallica propaganda pages out there seem to be ignorant "oh boo-hoo, they cut their hair" garbage, or "Metallica suks (sic) Marolinn (sic) Mansin (sic) is totally kewl (sic)" crap. It's funny that a page that accuses the current Metallica of being evil, alien robots is among the most intelligently written pages against them. Jeez. Oh, and there's another "lost frame" here, like in Clerks. This originally went after the Teletubbies zapped him, but I left it out because it didn't really help much, and he already had said almost the same thing a few frames earlier:
Now you know. And knowing is half the battle. This was my first (and so far, only) page to be listed in Yahoo. I get email about this one about once every few days, which is impressive, considering my other T pages have gotten a total of 2 emails. I made a hate mail page for this one, but positive mail outnumbers hate mail about a million to 1... Oh well, you can't have it all, I suppose... Eventually, I plan to compress the images for this one, like I did with all the others.
MR. T vs. BIZARRO T - This had a major technical advancement, as it used a
cool-ass java applet (courtesy of Troy "Trenchcoat"
Wood) to only take up one page. It was the second to do so, and I
think there's three now. Anyway, it's slightly based on the
"Bizarro Jerry" episode of Seinfeld, which is why
Seinfeld and Newman appear in it. I'd just like to say that it is
a very difficult thing to figure out just what a "Bizarro
T" would look like. The background and stuff are kinda
screwey, so this may get a makeover soon, like all my other T
WOW - I just checked out the T Awards page (the page that rates all Mr. T vs. X pages, based on a 5 voter panel - which I was on), and Bizarro T was the highest ranked one, and came one vote away from a perfect score. All I can say is this: What were you people thinking?? I honestly didn't think the page was that good at all. I figured if a page of mine made the list, it would be Megatron or Metallica. Ooookay...
Mr. T vs. Megatron III: MR. T vs. GALVATRON - After about 6 months and 60 images, this finally was finished, resulting in the largest of all unpopular Mr. T pages. Also, this gave me the biggest case of Mr. T page BURNOUT ever imagined. Looking back, I have to say that it wasn't one of my best, but it had some cool moments, including homages to the Optimus Prime / Megatron battle in Transformers the Movie and the end of the Christmas episode of South Park ("Something feels... unfinished."). It was just too damn long... I made a recent HUGE update here. It was taking about 5 minutes to load every page, so I took the time to download every picture and re-save them, helluva compressing the images... The /galvaTron directory in this Tripod account used to take up almost 3 megs... Now, it's about 900K. Needless to say, the image quality suffered a lot, but it was well worth it, considering how huge that page is. Also recieved a slight makeover (new logo, background) with my other T pages.
MR. T vs. PANTERA - After about a year of promising people I would make it, I finally did In the last few days of January. This was a major confidence-boost, as I not only FINISHED a T page I started (T vs. Mick Foley and T vs. Metalwarrior are still half-done), but I also managed to finally do one in less than a month for the first time since Bizarro T (sometime in late 1998). The main focus of the page is how those "tough" guys in Pantera were a girly glam band in the 80s, and in the 90s, have done nothing but rip off the lesser-known band Exhorder. It's better than it sounds. Honest.
Future T Endeavours!
MR. T vs. MICK FOLEY - Currently in the works, this page was originally attempted before Mr. T vs. Metallica, but there just weren't any ideas coming to mind. With the latest Chef Boyardee commercials featuring Mankind, I finally thought up a decent story. This will NOT be the standard "A wrestler talks trash about T, T shows up and throws him" page. This one actually includes themes of mind control, world domination, a heaping helping of total nonsense, and ravioli. Lots of ravioli. Uses Troy's java applet that I used for Bizarro T, making it instantly cool. Stay tuned.
MR. T vs. METALWARRIOR - If I ever manage to finish T vs. Foley, this will be the next to get done. If you didn't know (and you probably don't), Metalwarrior is the name of one of the more "colorful" chatters in the TalkCity #Music-Metal chatroom. You'll just have to wait and see. Expect a gust appearance by the band Manowar, as well as many of the other Music-Metal regs.
MR. T vs. BEAST WARS - I'm hoping to make this one with the same java applet that helped Bizarro T rule so much. Remember, it ain't a "Mr. T vs. Megatron" page if the Megatron in question isn't the same guy...
MR. T vs. GWAR (a possibility) - This is another idea I'm toying around with. The problem is that it may be impossible to create a GWAR-related page that fits within the content standards of the Mr. T community. Otherwise, I'm not sure if it would be T vs. GWAR or T vs. one of their enemies, like Skulhed Face, Techno-Destructo, or the Morality Squad. If I did this page, it would most likely be T vs. Skulhed Face. If you ever saw that movie, T could fit in that story fairly well, with him being helluva tough and all...
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