(part five)
(part five)
Meanwhile on Earth, the fake
Metallica is unaware the real Metallica was rescued from the
mothership.
When T and the real band arrive,
Fake Jason is quite alarmed...
This apparently has no affect on
the real James.
When the battle begins, the
combined forces of Mr. T and the recently thawed Metallica are
too much for the robots.
Soon, the fake Metallica appears
to have a long time to think over what they've done...
After the imposters have their
fool ass heads busted, the nation rejoices. The people are so
gratetful to President Ventura for calling Mr. T to do the job
that he is surprised one day to find that Congress has just
approved an ammendment that will allow him to stay in office
"as long as he feels like it."
In other news, the first
Metallica album since 1991, Unload, sets a record for
selling over 2 billion copies.
Meanwhile, Mr. T fades back into the L.A. underground to defend the weak and defenseless once more...
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