Vaughn: "Of course, taking on a group of four heavy metal musicians and an undead lord of darkness is no small task, so you will not be facing them alone. We have assembled a special team of top-notch commandos to assist you in your mission."
Darryl
Hall "Most people remember him as one of the foremost pioneers of 80's wuss-rock, in his days teaming with John Oates. However, most are not aware that he is an expert in explosives, high-tech weaponry and advanced military tactics. He is a very dangerous, unpredicatble, savage man, and I'm glad he's on our side." |
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Issac
Hayes "Quite possibly the single coolest man ever to walk the face of Earth, Hayes is extremely good working under pressure. A superb military tactician, he only one weakness: Finding a fine, foxy lady, and making sweet love to her down by the fire. Considering that the S.O.D. consists of hairy males, this shouldn't be a problem." |
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Ronnie
James Dio "Standing just 3 feet, 9 inches tall, Dio's incredibly small size is a great advatage when fighting in close quarters or infiltrating the enemy. When cornered, he can quickly disable any foe, viciously biting their ankles." |
Vaughn: "Your mission is simple. Rescue Schultz, and defeat Sargent D and the S.O.D. This will not be an easy, Mr. T. Do you still accept this mission?
Mr. T: "Yeah, sucka. Let me at them N.A.M.B.L.A. foohs."
Vaughn: Um... Mr. T?
Mr. T: Yeah?
Vaughn: Never mind...